Okay the tattoologist who knows it all came in the other day with her whopping 5 crappy tattoos done by someone else (of course). Anyways, her friend wanted to come to my shop because she had seen work that was done here and really liked it. It was her first tattoo, and the tattoologist  asked if we could spray the cooling stuff on it because her friend was in pain. She said that her guy keeps it in a spray bottle and sprays the tattoo to cool it off. At this point I inform her that we don't use spray bottles because of the airborn threat. And she says, and I quote, "Well mine never went airborn." Now I assume that she meant her tattoo never went airborn. I don't know! This girl was really amusing every time that she opened her mouth. Her friend was filling out the release form and she said, and once again I am quoting, " You don't have to read that, it just says that if anything happens they aren't reliable."  Not reliable? Maybe she meant liable and just couldn't quite get the word out correctly. And she kept telling her friend that her guy could get her a deal, because she only paid $20 for a sh*tty name written on her neck. Well she didn't say a sh*tty name, I did, so no qote there! And then she wanted to know where the bathroom was, and I told her, so she went in and  proceeded to use an entire can of hairspray in there. What the hell? Now I can't breathe and need to open the back door to air the place out. And that about sums up my day at work. Thankfully it is done and over with. And an end note the actual customer was quite pleasant, she even apologized for bringing in the expert!